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'so is the Treasury losing its central policy?' Not before time!

This isn't a change in policy in any...in any respect.

There was always going to be a Snooper Force policy. Definitely.

It's too good a policy to be invented by a disgruntled civil servant.

that the policy was the invention of a disgruntled civil servant

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So, we need to - at this morning's policy review -

Look, I hope you're not going to just toss off some kind of policy,

There was a key worker policy I worked up a couple of months ago. Quite like that. Any takers?

You have got 24 hours to sort out your policy on EastEnders, right?

Terri, two main contenders for our policy decision... Right.

Erm, we change Arts and Music policy funding,

and she loved my Arts For Hearts And Minds policy.

Right so, Mary, the policy that we were talking about last time...

Great policy, yeah, really good.

Can we please try and stop making policy on the hoof?

Oh, the papers didn't like the policy?

This arts policy is dead, OK? As of now.

it's sort of inspired by your latest policy disaster.

This department's got a lot of initiatives coming up...

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I've got to listen to you on matters of policy. So HE'S gotta go, then,

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Did you manage to do some good and steal a few policy papers?

SHUTTER CLICKS ..because at the end of the week, you'll be head of the policy unit.

Giving head to the policy unit.

This is all my social policy pitches

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new policy ideas and do a big sort of ha-cha-cha-cha-cha, you know?

have a policy in your back pocket just in case you feel...

OK. What's the policy I've got in my back pocket?

FSG briefing? Forward Strategy Group.

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I'll just go and sort out that policy list.

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The benefit of a short-term strategy is that it allows you to develop a long-term strategy.

I was thinking that one possible strategy might be not to tell anybody. What, keep it a secret?

You're behind me. So, what is your great strategy for dealing with this?

I'm up for it. Right, blaming the department minister might be a high-risk strategy.

Seriously, I think we should talk about my strategy further, because I really think that's the way...

D'you want to run any policy stuff?

I think as a rule I will be very happy to come and talk policy.

Fantastic. That's great. What's a trademark Nicola Murray policy?

You took the data loss media strategy and you ate it with a lump of E-coli.

you tell me the strategy is because you know about that stuff, Malcolm.

What's the strategy?

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I haven't missed it, have I? Ollie, have you seen my strategy file?

So one of the initiatives that we've got is a national register

Because the pathfinder initiative

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our initiatives is to designate...

because it was that programme,

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The Prime Minister fully endorses my fourth sector initiative.

This Back On Track policy that you launched at your chimps' tea party last night,

almost identical to my Unify Policy that I was working on here

Back On Track, it is exactly the same as my Unify Initiative.

Nicola Murray will, today, use a policy speech to announce her candidancy.

That's why they had a fucking programme called Sorry.

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and can we start trailing a major DoSAC initiative.

transparent government initiative.

policy on his fucking website?

How about we just launch the policy without a celebrity? Oh, great idea(!)

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Ollie, could you assemble a policy profile for me

Do you know I'm thinking about doing a television programme?

You know that programme Civilisation with Kenneth Clarke? Yes.

We'll just say you're coming back to advise. It's election strategy.

We have grabbed the initiative. Yeah, for maybe five minutes.

Yes. The whole protest is really taking off. It's a sensible policy.

And it is a massive yes. So our Silicon Playground initiative

The only way this policy launch could be worse is if I understood the bloody thing.

The policy has been agreed.

Does he understand the policy? Forgive my concern

you let us license it as part of the networked nation policy.

I'm angry too, Peter. I spent a lot of time on that policy

So first you take the policy away from me for Peter to screw up,

then you take salvaging the policy away from me for Peter to screw up.

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to the primary school breakfast club policy.

Nicola is about to adopt a policy that is so toxic

Rumour has it that the government is going to drop the breakfast club policy. Oh, shit!

that people hate the policy.

First thoughts? We're policy jamming here.

Erm... No filters, Emma. First thoughts. We're policy jamming here.

It's just I'm amending some boring policy drafts.

if we collated every single statement Mannion's made about Tickle and the sell-off policy.

put a bit of air between us and the policy, a lot of air.

We're going to try and dredge up some fire-fighting strategy.

This is not about changing policy, this is not about running away from our obligations...

For a fairer NHS, for a fairer public housing programme.

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Look, fine, it's there as a policy we can use in the extreme,

where she floated the exact same policy

Dan and I need to talk some strategy.

She backed the hospital flats sell off, a man is dead because of that policy.

I now recall I may have fleetingly supported the policy myself.

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I may have fleetingly supported the policy myself.

who died because of a policy I signed off on.

of Morecambe and Wise's policy launches is ruined.

this, this policy has been pushed through by our party.

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of your government's programme is a positive one. Is that fair?

about the Quiet Batpeople, er, policy of Mrs Nicola Murray.

would you say it's difficult to steer policy ideas through your department?

and has hampered a lot of our initiatives,

The POLICY didn't make him homeless.

The policy of selling off the block of flats where he lived.

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So, you have approved a policy that Fergus is going to launch,

I just need a quick strategy chat. Sure.