Sweet FA for the World at One, please, as usual.

You know the lines, "Most women ever.

"Younger average age than the AC Milan defence."

I'm the Minister for fucking Social Affairs.

Hugh Abbott. Problems?

Terri, explain that I'm the reason they're here.

So sorry about that. That's all right.

Amazing place. Welcome back.

Thank you. Welcome back to you too. It's ironic - were both back on the same day.

Although your reasons for being away were rather more...

important than my frivolous holiday. No...

It was fantastic though. You can't go wrong with Italy.