Who spoke to Nicky Campbell? Has anyone spoken to Nicky Campbell?

I've got one missed call here, Nicky Campbell.

It's become so complicated, and it's actually terrifically simple.

It's too good a policy to be invented by a disgruntled civil servant.

I'm really glad you came in. Angela, you know... Well, I could lose my job, Olly. Yeah.

I went to the news desk with three directly contradictory stories in one day. I know.

They gave me flip-flops.

You know...someone actually went out and bought flip-flops to give me. Yeah.

You've got to give them credit for that, though. That is quite funny. Yeah, and they pasted onto them...

a fucking porn picture of a girl sucking a big cock,

and they wrote, "Angela Heaney swallows anything."

That is less funny, obviously. That's actually quite offensive.