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Look at him.

Moments like this make you realise why Elvis shot so many TVs.

They're quiet bat people. Is she sniffing these pens at night?

What's going on inside her abandoned barn of a brain?

Tickle wasn't the Queen of people's hearts, he was a twat in a tent.

Tickle! We drove a man to his death! We are responsible for this!

Does this look like a bat? No. I should challenge her? Not necessary.

She's going to kick her own head in.

Which will be easy for her because she does yoga.

Sam, Hi, listen, can you do me a favour?

Buy some flowers for Nicola fucking Murray.