Oh, this is Julius Nicholson. Hello. Nice to see you again. What proposals have you got for us today?

How about a ban on sandcastles?

No, I just wanted to find out if you're coming to my FSG briefing this afternoon.

Well, you know, Julius, I think I'm just going to have to send one of the boys.

I have got so much work to do here, what with this...

Well... .the MoD.

As the minister said to the prince, "Don't be surprised if we abolish you."

I'll leave it with you.

That was a bit, um...

Are you all right? I'm fucking all right. I can fucking look after myself.

Under the spotlight now, aren't you? Well, you should just watch your own back,

what with the missus dripping poison into the big guy's ear about you. What missus?