I've got one missed call here, Nicky Campbell.

It's become so complicated, and it's actually terrifically simple.

There was always going to be a Snooper Force policy. Definitely.

I'm really glad you came in. Angela, you know... Well, I could lose my job, Olly. Yeah.

I went to the news desk with three directly contradictory stories in one day. I know.

They gave me flip-flops.

You know...someone actually went out and bought flip-flops to give me. Yeah.

You've got to give them credit for that, though. That is quite funny. Yeah, and they pasted onto them...

a fucking porn picture of a girl sucking a big cock,

and they wrote, "Angela Heaney swallows anything."

That is less funny, obviously. That's actually quite offensive.

Can you give me one good reason why I shouldn't do a big story on the...