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We're offering Tom Rudd Northern Ireland. He's expecting Transport.

He's making Paul Remington a Cabinet Minister.

Remtard Remington. I mean, the guy is an epic fuck-up.

He's so dense that light bends around him.

Come on, people! Let's get going here.

I've got a to-do list here that's longer than a fucking Leonard Cohen song.

Remtard at Energy and Climate Change. Really?

I'm not getting that. It's not on here.

How did you get that about Remington?