'and I'll be phoning you every day

'until we do sort out my mother...

'and her problem. Thank you.'

It's up to the PM. I'll go wherever he wants. Bye-bye. Morning. Morning, Minister.

You just off to your 8.30 with Malcolm?

Yep. First one.

Into the lion's den. Viper's pit.

The belly of the beast. The lair of the white worm.

The eye of the snake. Mm.

Not all of departments get asked to the 8.30. That's true.

So it's a great honour to be there with the big hitters. Always best to be inside the tent pissing out.

Absolutely. If you were doing this at Environment and Rural Affairs, 8.30,