Caption: Terri, two main contenders for our policy decision... Right.

or you're for the Halal butchers.

HE MIMICS THE EASTENDERS DRUMS

Even he knows.

Erm, we change Arts and Music policy funding,

so that we give most of the money to the bad kids,

give them intensive arts and music tuition,

stop them turning into, you know, tomorrow's crims and offenders.

And perhaps you'd like to outline your...

We punish the disruptive kids by cutting them out of extra music and arts tuition -

show them the carrot and the stick early on.

The bad kids they get no money, and Olly, the same bad kids, they get... More money. More money.

They could both play, couldn't they?