because many of the journalists didn't pick up on the announcement.

They're so much looking for...

ON RADIO: 'a bit of scandal or incompetence, so that statement'

was actually the invention of a disgruntled civil servant.

No, there's only one disgruntled civil servant, because one of them's...one of them's an invention

by the other one, you see?

Anyone listening carefully would have thought I sounded completely mad. No, you came over loud and clear.

It's going to put the whole thing to bed, anyway. Kill it.

And Olly's offered Angela a Private Life piece about you. Oh, great(!)

A Sunday with you and the family, go for a walk, spend time with you.

She'll be checking through my books and snooping in my bathroom cabinet

and making snide remarks about how I don't know who Gail Porter is! We did dick her about, Hugh. Yeah.