Terrific. You are the proverbial bright spark, eh?

Thanks, Malcolm. Horace! Right. OK.

Horace? What's all that stuff you've got there?

and some funding structures I worked on for my PhD...

Is that right that you shagged that shadow defence bird?

Not exactly. It's complicated.

Hey, Jamie. This is Ollie. What, THE Ollie?

The "Stuck one up the opposition" Ollie?

Good fucking man! Good to meet you.

This is Jamie. He'll be looking after you. Oh, great.

Another Scot, I see. Does everyone have to be in the "Caledonian Mafia" to... Hey, everybody! This is Ollie.

He's the guy that fucked the opposition for us.