'We've just bought a new video player

'off the back of Alicia's obsession with Pingu.'

I want you all to pay attention. 'I've heard of Pingu.'

Get a press release in the oven, fuck off the lot of you.

And Hugh, watch that tape...

'Sorry I was in the Blackwall Tunnel, could you repeat all that?'

Anyway these focus groups, they're absolutely useless.

Oh, it's useless to ask people what they think is it,

it's useless to ask people their opinions?

There's no point in asking people,

they don't know what they think

or they think that you should bring back hanging for traffic wardens