or are you actually a real life fucking Minister?

I'm a real life Minister.

I've never seen headlines like it. In what way? It's all gone to shite.

They fucking loathe it. Are you getting all this, Hugh?

Yes, you're very clear.

Do they all hate it? The Times? Especially The Times.

'Wait a second, the first editions haven't even gone to bed yet,

'how do you know...'

Because I'm connected,

I'm plugged into the matrix, I am the fucking matrix.

Sorry?

Have you not watched that tape yet?