Thank you.

Morning.

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Morning, Cliff, let me take that. Thank you.

Up all night with these bloody things. At a time like this, for God's sake!

Going to have a pizza. Have you got the digest, please? ..Thank you.

Um...

Would you mind taking them? Oh, why? Um, Malcolm's there.

Malcolm? Where? In there? In there. Why?

It's just a social call.

A social call? Jesus Christ! Yeah.

Um...have you got him coffee?

Did you get him coffee?

I thought you were organising it. Oh, for Christ...

Get coffee, get, um, danish pastries, croissants and... Danish pastries, croissants... No, no, no!

Fruit! Get lots of fruit. Can you get fruit? A pile of fruit and lots of coffee. Now! OK?

He's useless.

He's absolutely useless! He is! He's useless! He's as useless as a marzipan dildo.

I've got to go. The minister's just walked in.

Don't interrupt your call because of me. You're a minister of the Crown.

You don't need to listen to all of my chutney!

I'm sure it's much, much more interesting than chutney.

No, no, no. It's... It's a...

my cock-up, as usual. I thought that Graham Dixon was doing a briefing, and it turns out it's Graham Hughes.

Too many Grahams around. We ought to kill some of them. Exactly!

So... So...

God, look, I'm sorry about the fuck-up about the coffee. Oh, God...

How am I supposed to run a department if I can't get the Prime Minister's enforcer a cup of fucking coffee?

No, no, that's OK. Listen, the thing is...

you are doing a bloody good job here, Cliff.

With all this shit in the paper about whether I'm going or not... Yeah.

Terri, can you bring the Mail in, please? ..Have you seen the Mail?

Is that "Lawton dangles by a thread"? Yeah! Dangles by a thread!

It's OK. We've got... Lawton dangles by a thread? We've got. It's OK. Do keep it.

Yeah. No, just leave it there. Thank you, Terri. There's a lot of them, isn't there?

It started with the Telegraph diary, but just more and more and more.