Fruit! Get lots of fruit. Can you get fruit? A pile of fruit and lots of coffee. Now! OK?

He's useless.

He's absolutely useless! He is! He's useless! He's as useless as a marzipan dildo.

Don't interrupt your call because of me. You're a minister of the Crown.

You don't need to listen to all of my chutney!

I'm sure it's much, much more interesting than chutney.

No, no, no. It's... It's a...

my cock-up, as usual. I thought that Graham Dixon was doing a briefing, and it turns out it's Graham Hughes.

Too many Grahams around. We ought to kill some of them. Exactly!

So... So...

God, look, I'm sorry about the fuck-up about the coffee. Oh, God...

How am I supposed to run a department if I can't get the Prime Minister's enforcer a cup of fucking coffee?