God, look, I'm sorry about the fuck-up about the coffee. Oh, God...

How am I supposed to run a department if I can't get the Prime Minister's enforcer a cup of fucking coffee?

No, no, that's OK. Listen, the thing is...

With all this shit in the paper about whether I'm going or not... Yeah.

Terri, can you bring the Mail in, please? ..Have you seen the Mail?

Is that "Lawton dangles by a thread"? Yeah! Dangles by a thread!

It's OK. We've got... Lawton dangles by a thread? We've got. It's OK. Do keep it.

Yeah. No, just leave it there. Thank you, Terri. There's a lot of them, isn't there?

It started with the Telegraph diary, but just more and more and more.

Seriously, the PM likes you personally.

I like you personally, and we've absolutely no desire to get rid of you. I just want you to know that.

None of this negative stuff is coming from us.