Caption: You no longer have purchase in the sarcasm world! Get on the phone, tell them that you're jumping

Right, one more thing. The Daily Mail.

David Topham has got it into his head that we are going to sack you because of Press pressure.

I wonder why(!) Look, you're in no position to dish out fucking sarcasm, that's over.

before you are pushed. We were going to push you because of your deeply-held fucking personal issues!

You want me to write my own obituary?

Get on the fucking phone!

Do it now!

Morning!

Good morning. Have you seen the Times? No. Jo Cherman. She's been a bit of a bitch, actually.

Well, she always is. Yeah.

Everything in this package is small! We'll go down, the local yokels will take photographs

and that's fine. They'll snap away for 20... 20 minutes is enough.