What? Ever cleaned up your own mother's piss?

No, I never knew my mother, Hugh, as you remember.

Have you ever cleaned up your stepmother's piss?

No, nor me.

I've done Alicia's piss, and Charlie's piss.

Loads of it.

It's only piss.

Yeah, thanks.

Yeah. She was going on

as if it was some sort of toxic waste or something.

What's a bit of piss?

I could stay... No. Just go home.