Caption: I've booked you in for the usual soapy-tit-wank farewell at Number 10 in 20 minutes.

You've told the Lobby I'm going?

Yeah. Sorry, Cliff.

Minister... Yeah, get used to "Cliff".

I've drafted a letter of resignation. It says you're jumping before you're pushed,

although we're going to be briefing that you were pushed. Sorry.

Um...

Look, you don't need to do all this. What about Tom, yeah? Everybody knows he's fucking up Transport.

We can't sack Tom at Transport! We can't lose anyone at Transport, they're important!

What, and Social Affairs isn't?

Oh... OK, the Department of Social Affairs is very important, but it's not Transport.

Transport's cars, buses, trucks...

I know what Transport fucking entails!