Sam, a coffee and a fucking skinny muffin if that's possible.

hat the fuck are YOU doing HERE?

I thought you said today, Malcolm.

Did you not say... I mean what are you doing there? Come on. Sorry.

I didn't want to interrupt you. If the PM's giving me a blowjob, I always put a sign up.

Right. You're the kind of guy we need in here, you really are.

Terrific. You are the proverbial bright spark, eh?

Thanks, Malcolm. Horace! Right. OK.

Horace? What's all that stuff you've got there?

This is all my social policy pitches

and some funding structures I worked on for my PhD...

Is that right that you shagged that shadow defence bird?

Not exactly. It's complicated.

Hey, Jamie. This is Ollie. What, THE Ollie?

The "Stuck one up the opposition" Ollie?

Good fucking man! Good to meet you.

This is Jamie. He'll be looking after you. Oh, great.

Another Scot, I see. Does everyone have to be in the "Caledonian Mafia" to... Hey, everybody! This is Ollie.

He's the guy that fucked the opposition for us.

That was...quite an introduction.

Would you just nod when the big fucker talks,

but DO whatever I say, OK?

Actually, it's the other way around.

Right, Jamie's going to put you in touch with Paul. Paul vets all the stuff that we put into the attack.

Technically, you shouldn't be doing this from in here, but the mainframe's not here, right?

So, technically, you're not! Sorry, stuff about Emma? About Emma, yeah.

Oh. Hey, Ollie. I know that you're dead brainy,

but look, I've got brains coming out of my fucking arse.

What I need is political intelligence.

I just feel awkward, you know, about...

Oh, it's make your mind up time, Ollie!

What do you want to be? Come on!

Do you want to be a prick that works here for a year then goes away to join a think tank to write,

"On one hand, this, but on the other hand, that,"

or do you want to be a soldier? Have you got your eyes on the prize?

I've got my eyes on the prize. Good.