They're talking about topping off at 1, 1½ billion.

Obviously, that's a lot of nurses.

Or one fantastically enormous robotic one, yeah? Obviously.

And how's the minister? He's shitting himself.

He's practically kissing his driver goodbye.

He said he felt like he was in the Twin Towers on 9/11, you know,

"Just fucking waiting."

For fuck's sake. But everybody knows the lines, yeah?

IT projects always overspend. Oh, yeah.

Could you manage to get me a decent cup of tea? Would that be possible?

Thank you. Try not to drip in it.

I tell you the thing that's worrying me. Is this dodgy?

I don't know. The kid's firm was the second lowest bid.

He says they never talked. What does it matter?

No, but you know me. I'm a man of principle.

I like to know if I'm lying to save a tosser or a moron. Probably a moron.

Is this yours? Is this new?

Yeah, I thought I'd get it for Number 10. Has it got a camera on it?

Yeah, it's on the back. Happy slap him. Go on.

How do you know about happy slapping? How do YOU begin to know about...?

Get off! I missed it.

Do it again. That's assault. Get off!

No, listen. It's all right because we can doctor the crime figures. I really like this.

I'll punch you in your substantial gut! Fucking hell, Robyn!

You little fucker. I got it, look.

THEY LAUGH

It's very good. We should take one of us so he's got something to remember us by...

SHUTTER CLICKS ..because at the end of the week, you'll be head of the policy unit.

Giving head to the policy unit.

Hugh, can we do the prep for the factory visit now?

We're gonna get there at about 12, 12.30, OK?

I forgot the...

Stupid boy. That WAS funny.

That was funny? Yeah. I don't think it was funny.

I'm an elected representative of the people. It was funny.

SAM! >