Caption: Do you want to be a prick that works here for a year then goes away to join a think tank to write,

I just feel awkward, you know, about...

Oh, it's make your mind up time, Ollie!

What do you want to be? Come on!

"On one hand, this, but on the other hand, that,"

or do you want to be a soldier? Have you got your eyes on the prize?

I've got my eyes on the prize. Good.

Yeah, but what is the prize?

I dunno. Ask the brain guys,

but I'll settle for just keeping us in government

instead of the wankers you're shagging!

This roll in the hay, have you got something there that'll keep us working for a morning,

or is this an ongoing scenario?