Yeah, but what is the prize?

I dunno. Ask the brain guys,

but I'll settle for just keeping us in government

instead of the wankers you're shagging!

This roll in the hay, have you got something there that'll keep us working for a morning,

or is this an ongoing scenario?

I think I've got one pretty satisfied customer there, you know?

Do you know about what's kicking off in Defence? Geoff Holhurst and his son, Christian - Iltech.

Yeah. 80, 90% of it, I would say.

Shall I drag Holhurst in,

see if there's anything else mouldy in the cupboard? Yeah.

Ollie, see anything in Defence, son,

anything that just gives us another angle... I mean, just ask her.

Just look around her house, find something.

OK. See you, have a good day. Yes. See you, Malcolm.

You can have this desk, it's free.

Don't worry, she won't be coming back.

Just give me a shout if you need anything, OK?

Yep. Listen, don't touch the keyboard. Bob'll go fucking nuts.

Just use your laptop if you've got one, aye?

So, I've been given a desk in Number 10...

to ring my girlfriend?

Yeah, that's about the size of it.

Shagging your way to the top, then, is it?

Yes, well I'm not Scottish, so I've got to get here somehow, haven't I?

I've confirmed that there'll be a regional news team filming our arrival,

plus four local papers. Regional news? No nationals?

This is very much a regional event. I didn't think that... Look, Robyn.

All events are regional.

Everything that happens in the world has to happen somewhere, do you see?

Even JFK's assassination was a regional event,

but it was also very important, hmm?

We... Like this factory visit. Yes. Do you see that?

No national papers?

No national...

Right.