As far as the Government is concerned, there is no Snooper Force. What's going on?

Has the Treasury gone ballistic? No, no.

Is this flip-flop? No, there's no flip-flop. Nothing like that...

This isn't a change in policy in any...in any respect.

No. What's going on ,Olly?

No, well, the truth is that I... acted beyond my brief. What are you talking about?

I dunno. I just kind of wanted to play the big man in front of you.

You came out and you just made something up? No, no.

I'm really so sorry. If it's any help...

The line that we're getting is that there's a disgruntled civil servant. They leaked the story. Got a name?

Do I have a name for the disgruntled civil servant? Well, Derek. Derek Terri...

Terri. No, we're gonna pick a name. We're gonna pick a name. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry about this.

This is ridiculous! No, it's... Did you plan all of this?

The last thing I want to do today is be stuck in a fucking lay-by, begging my ex-girlfriend!

All right. So what the hell am I going to say

is the reason for me summoning all the nation's major news organisations

to a school in Wiltshire?

So you want something sexy and eye-catching and that is free and universally popular

and instantly applicable, no-one can possibly object to it? Yeah.

Yes. You should have said something before, Glenn, because I've got a file that fucking thick of that

back in the office! Those sorts of policies are ten a penny! Olly!

Our entire manifesto is made up of them. It doesn't help when you get cynical. This as an opportunity.

It's not that easy to come up with Das Kapital in the back of the cab, Glenn! Olly. Here. Shave.

What we need is something that the public want,

is incredibly popular and is free.

Return of capital punishment.

That's a joke, right? You are joking, yes, obviously?

Come on, Olly. Come up with something.

National spare room database?

What about zoos?

My kids went to a zoo the other day

and they said it was fucking disgusting, the state of it.

That's shit, isn't it?

No... But there is an idea there, because in the middle of the city you've got wild animals.

Pet ASBOs. Remember, ASBOs for pets?

That sounds potentially ludicrous, but then pet passports... I mean that was a...that was a goer.