It's not that easy to come up with Das Kapital in the back of the cab, Glenn! Olly. Here. Shave.

What we need is something that the public want,

is incredibly popular and is free.

That's a joke, right? You are joking, yes, obviously?

Come on, Olly. Come up with something.

National spare room database?

What about zoos?

My kids went to a zoo the other day

and they said it was fucking disgusting, the state of it.

That's shit, isn't it?

No... But there is an idea there, because in the middle of the city you've got wild animals.

Pet ASBOs. Remember, ASBOs for pets?