I felt like a fool.

This is nice.

Yeah, this is very nice.

This is just work, isn't it? I mean, we're not...

Yeah, no, absolutely. No, no... Nothing like that.

It's just, you know, deadline.

Yeah, sure.

Something like, Social Affairs Minister Hugh Abbot

will today announce a tough new crackdown on benefit fraudsters...

Um...

paragraph. Yeah, I can do the punctuation, Olly. Sorry.

Actually, I did have it written down a bit better. Oh, that's fantastic Olly. Can I just have that? Sure.

That's great.

It's all... It should all be there. I've done it in capitals.

Cool? I think I'll say SENIOR Government sources.

Thank you very much!

It sounds better. Yeah, of course.

Olly! Come on! Over here, Olly!

Sorry.

What's that you've got? Olives.

Olives? Do you want one? He's brought his own olives.

So the line is, and call every news desk, that the Snooper Force story is that it was let out

by "a disgruntled civil servant". OK?

OK, great. Terri... Mmm? You can drop that tone, all right?

What tone? The I-knew-better-all-along tone, yeah?

It isn't fucking appreciated right now.

Bye.

The thing is, the story isn't a story...

What do you mean? The Snooper Force. It's not happening.

None of that is actually happ... None of that is actually happening.

I-I can't do this. You've got to do this.

I mean, yeah, you know reading, talking, I get...I get car sick.

I've got to stop. We've got to stop.

Jesus Christ!

Do you think you could pull in at the next lay-by?

As far as the department is concerned...