Think I've got a touch of the brain tumours as well.

Not much of a fucking soldier, is he?

He's a lover, not a fighter.

VOICEMAIL BEEPS

'Ollie, hi. It's Hugh. I just wanted to say thank you very much.

'The way you shifted the spotlight onto Glenn was quite Tucker-esque.

'Really very Mal-chiavellian, know what I mean?

'Well done and bye-bye.'

WOMAN FROM FACTORY: 'Hello, Ollie. Just seen myself on the news, OK?

'Let's get something done now,

'and I'll be phoning you every day

'until we do sort out my mother...

'and her problem. Thank you.'

This programme contains strong language.

It's up to the PM. I'll go wherever he wants. Bye-bye. Morning. Morning, Minister.

You just off to your 8.30 with Malcolm?

Yep. First one.

Into the lion's den. Viper's pit.

The belly of the beast. The lair of the white worm.

The eye of the snake. Mm.

Not all of departments get asked to the 8.30. That's true.

So it's a great honour to be there with the big hitters. Always best to be inside the tent pissing out.

Absolutely. If you were doing this at Environment and Rural Affairs, 8.30,

you'd be very much outside the tent, wouldn't you? Probably at Coffee Republic.

Covered in piss. Yeah. Good luck. You'll be fine.

You don't need good luck. Yeah.

What about the...piss? No, no, no, it's just a figure of speech.

I'd better go. See you later, Robyn. OK. I'm sure there's a way of..

Robyn? Robyn, sorry.

Could you try and pick up any signals you can from Malcolm about...about...

..about the reshuffle, you know.

I've really got to go now cos I'm going to be late.

Yeah, God, don't be late! Apparently they shout things at the last one in.

If anyone shouts at you, they'll have to answer to me.

I'll box his ears.

Box his ears?