If that was flirting, that was absolutely crap. Why? Box his ears?
How long is it since you've had sex?
That is between me and my internet service provider. Anyway about this morning...
You've actually gone red, Glenn.
You have. You've gone red.
I have not gone red. That's red.
Yeah. Look, he can hardly walk properly.
Morning, morning, morning. Morning. OK, I want to have a little bit of a think
about some of our presentational issues with regard to yesterday.
There seems to have been a bit of a problem last night with Liam on Newsnight.
I would like to know, why did we have a minister on last night who did not appear to know the lines?
It's not his fault. We grilled him before... Grilled him? He's got a new baby...
I don't care if he's got a new baby. I don't care if he's tired.
He looked like he didn't know what he was fucking talking about.
He doesn't know what he was fucking talking about, but he's got to appear as if he does, right?
And that is your job and your job yours, yours, yours, and yours, yours, and yours.
For all your respective ministers.
Give them the lines. Right?
Yep. Give them all the lines to say?
This is the delightful Robyn. She's just with us today.
She's standing in for Terri Coverley at the Department of Social Affairs. So let's be gentle with her, please.
No remarks about the Department of Stuffed Anuses or the Department
of Stupid Announcements, or the Department of Sod All.
Right, next. Reshuffle?
Yes, there is a pending reshuffle. I can see we're not going to get anything past you.
There was a young girl from DOSA who helped herself to a samosa...
Ah! No, next time. Sorry, just a bit of fun.
Um, yes, the reshuffle. No, yes, well, definitely... We don't know anything.
I don't know anything, so, um, we can't say anything, but even
if we did, we wouldn't, but we don't, so we both can't and won't.
Last cabinet before reshuffle. What do you think? Should I go in there with all guns blazing,
new policy ideas and do a big sort of ha-cha-cha-cha-cha, you know?
Or should I be more "mmm", like Buddha? You don't have to do either.
You could just sort of nod quietly, nod wisely every so often and just,
have a policy in your back pocket just in case you feel...
OK. What's the policy I've got in my back pocket?