Loads of it.

It's only piss.

Yeah, thanks.

Yeah. She was going on

as if it was some sort of toxic waste or something.

What's a bit of piss?

I could stay... No. Just go home.

Where do you think we'll come in the running order?

All right, folks, here we go.

'Tonight, dramatic pictures...'

ALL CHEER AND APPLAUD

Anything other than number one is a big win.

'..spin doctor thought our tape had stopped running.'

'Can you please shut up for one BLEEP minute?!"

Oh! Oh! He is SO fucked!

Hey. Great photo.

Yeah, well, you know. It's a good phone.

'What fantastic landscaping.'

Who do you think looked worse, you or me?

Well, I looked bad, but you said bad.

I suppose, on balance, honestly...

you, really.

Great.

PHONE RINGS

Go away.

I don't know if I'll survive this, Hugh.

They'll be all over me like shingles.

PHONE RINGS

Oh, they ARE all over me like shingles.

It'll be OK.

Do you think?

Yeah, you'll probably be fine.

So, we had the whole front of the train...

OLLIE'S PHONE RINGS

You not going to get that, Ollie?

No, I've been on that all day. Microwaves. Got a tumour coming on.