Press Office

Look, Terri Coverley. Head of Press, Civil Service. And who exactly is that?

Oh, Glen Cullen. Er, '50s, kind of depressed-looking. I always think of a bloodhound.

then, presumably under pressure from the party machine, she says, "Sod your life-chances, Cylon, darling,

OK, that I have no option but to exclude Ella from this school, with immediate effect.

You shouldn't worry because there's no way the press will run with this. It's a personal thing.

OK, this is...Press can't use it.

It's just the press would have a field day...

If this gets into the press, I would know that it came from you!

I've been kind of a target for the press and I just...

To be honest, I'm just curious as to what the press is going to make of this.

What's our re-response when the press come back to us and then we move forward to stage three.

Press, not on the tills and I set up the photo shoot for you with the sustainable sea bass...

Quite a lot of pressure on me from above to use it but I just wanted you to know that I won't.

The press talking about "Cheater Mannion"!

The problem is, if you say to a journalist,

Right, look, see this here? You do it and I will press this fucking button.

I don't want to do it to some Newsround press packer.

You don't want to give the impression you'd like a female leader?

It means there are going to be hysterical journalists watching every fucking move we make.

There's a few journalists out there already.

NOISE OF MEDIA SCRUM CONTINUES

First-class media work, there.

Nicola, I'm going to take off my media hat.

be outside with a big News 24 cup pressed against the wall.

There is a launch party tonight, a load of press are coming and I

Have you any idea of the amount of pressure

I mean, they crumble at the first sign of pressure,

Well, I know these are hard times for print journalists, yeah?

Sorry I can't do espressos but I've made this so thick and black it will be like fucking drinking plimsolls.

What line? Press 2.

I'll make sure Kate liaises with my press whiz kid, Terri Coverley.

Andy Murray's Henman fisting us in the press.

You're all over the newspapers like a pissing puppy, Malcolm.

good press attention for your fucking healthy choices nonsense.

He's very impressive, isn't he?

actually quite impressive. That's the thing about the evil, isn't it?