I mean I'm good but I can't fucking hold back the tide!

You're fucking on your own!

I know you're asleep by now from Hugh, love to the kids,

How many did Doug's piece of shit get at report? God, at least 200.

Then it got fucked in the Lords. It was more amendment than Bill, in the end. We're doing a press release?

"Hugh Abbot, today announced...

"I'm the fuckin' daddy!"

Dan fucking Miller! Yeah.

Dan Miller is a junior minister and he's not done at all badly. Just a bit green. Now... You turning...

..a bit green yourself there, minister? What're you saying? What you saying? You saying I'm jealous?

I know where it's fucking been.

Bit of supper with the Prime Minister, just the two of us.

you give me Hugh Abbot, I'll give you bangers and mash.

to a fuckin' risotto and scallops, you know?

Fucking hell, this... No, it's not funny. Political breakthrough night!

Fuck, yes! Wish me luck. I'm going without the tie.

Obviously life and death(!) Infected ear, huge crisis,

hold the front-page Shuttle disaster(!) I had to drive 20 miles

(a huge, fuck-off, grace-and-favour pad. Why haven't I got one?)

Good evening, Minister. Oh! Thank you! If you'd like to step this way.

Ah'm gonna take you DOWN, mu'fucker! Where are you from?

I'm from Lincolnshire - the windmills, the potatoes, the shit.

I think the Minister's ducking. He's actually ducked!

I TOLD him that fucking flat w...

Fuck! She's just gone to The Mail. I'm onto it!

Where the fuck is he?! The goldfish bowl. Fuck!

I am very sorry... Can I just borrow the minister for a moment? Sure.

..know what the fuck is going on?!

..FUCKED...! Do let me know if you need anything.

"Fuck off, he's selling it. Go away." Then Hugh's got a place in town.

Why the fuck is your girlfriend hitting us with this? She's not my girlfriend, Malcolm.

which masks many negative feelings about this fuckin' department. MOBILE RINGS

Hugh. Hmm? Did you mention me by name? Um...

Thank you very much! Thanks a fucking bunch!

"Minister In Disgusting Defecation Outburst"! Mollie Sugden at No. 10 - did you enjoy your shit, Mr Abbot?