Incident Reports

Fuck me. What's the Last Airbender want? He needs the... Excuse me!

Sounds like that third Tron film no one's waiting for. We'd better tell Peter.

Oh for fuck's sake.

ie, let's launch the fucker.

Are you fucking serious? What is wrong with you people?

Peter can't even right click a fucking mouse.

and the Silicon fucking Playground,

Peter, the Networked Nation is about harnessing

Let Peter go down to the school,

So, Peter gets to announce Silicon Playgrounds,

I saw a guy out there who takes three shits an hour. That's not biologically possible.

Ah, Peter, I'm expecting great things.

Might as well be talking to fucking geese.

Two years ago I was a fucking guru.

We're not covering a Beatles track, we're the fucking government.

while we run the fucking country, all right?

Thank you, Minister.

He makes more noise breathing than he does fucking talking.

What the fuck does a Statistical Procurement Officer do anyway?

Fuck all. Same as the rest of them.

Always on the horizon like a fucking Antony Gormley statue.

'Oh, that's no problem, Mannion fucking hates her.'

Fuck me, I feel like I've just been pushed out of a plane.

a minister.

Great, Stewart. Stewart, hello. 'Can I speak to Peter, please?'

Congratulations, Peter.

Oh for fuck's... I literally can't believe this man.

Peter Mannion just got the name wrong, that's...

Heads up, OK, just keep moving. Minister, can we get a comment

Erm, no. Maybe Peter did come across as more of a...

Minister, other way, other way, other way, other way.

Minister, why are you at home in the middle of a working day?

No, you can't. I'm sorry. We're quoting your junior minister.

I see. Minister, do you think you came across this morning

Well, that again is a quote from your junior minister.

Minister, is that a bottle of champagne?