I think that's a completely fatuous argument when Nicola's party has been in Government for what

Oh, dear. Come on, Nicola, pull your finger out.

No, bullshit. She didn't do it tonight.

A new desktop picture here. Put the fucking phone down.

Oh, fuck!

See if you can get Peter to do something inoffensive for 20 minutes.

You tell fucking Man at C&A that I'm dumped before me, is that it?

Peter's tearing through her like a Viking at a nunnery.

- You should listen. - Bullshit.

You can't even fucking look at me.

Where the fuck are Terry and June going?!

Cooking with gas. I'm fucking DS Metcalfe!

I'm cracking eggs, I'm pouring in baking powder, I'm using fucking vanilla extract!

OK, just for a second, Aunt Terri, fuck off. Where am I meant to go?

Pretend you've got to go and have a shit. Or something. You're going to be a lot better off without him.

Fuck this. This is like that nightmare I had about being on Loose Women.

Emma, I didn't send you here to chat about your sex life. You're here to back-block Peter's narrative.

Well, I own him. Peter Mannion, that's a fascinating...

Don't do a joke. Peter, don't do a joke.

Peter Mannion, can you explain, please, why your party spin doctor has arrived entirely unannounced?

You prep him with this shit, yeah?

to him was go in there and bomb. Well, it fucking worked!

tonight he's like a ventriloquist's dummy that's fucking falling to bits.

Look at the hair! You've got to do something. He's like fucking Swiss Toni.

I don't know if they told you this on your training day, love, but this is fucking soundproof.

This is what Tim's text says. Nicola is a hypocrite.

Bullshit!

Right, look, see this here? You do it and I will press this fucking button.

Don't fucking threaten me. Richard, Tim in Ruislip.

..and he says, "Nicola is a hypocrite. JFU also donate to the Government.

That's your fucking career over, right, OK? You're fucking dead.

are the fucking nails in your coffin, dear. Tim...in...Ruislip.

Tim in fucking Ruislip!

And as for Tim in fucking...

Yeah, OK, can you stop fucking saying that, please?!