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Jamie McDonald

Terri Coverley

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Screenshot: I think it's an interesting point. What do you say, Peter Mannion,

I think it's an interesting point. What do you say, Peter Mannion,

Screenshot: I think that's a completely fatuous argument when Nicola's party has been in Government for what

I think that's a completely fatuous argument when Nicola's party has been in Government for what

Screenshot: Oh, dear. Come on, Nicola, pull your finger out.

Oh, dear. Come on, Nicola, pull your finger out.

Screenshot: No, bullshit. She didn't do it tonight.

No, bullshit. She didn't do it tonight.

Screenshot: A new desktop picture here. Put the fucking phone down.

A new desktop picture here. Put the fucking phone down.

Screenshot: Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Screenshot: See if you can get Peter to do something inoffensive for 20 minutes.

See if you can get Peter to do something inoffensive for 20 minutes.

Screenshot: You tell fucking Man at C&A that I'm dumped before me, is that it?

You tell fucking Man at C&A that I'm dumped before me, is that it?

Screenshot: Peter's tearing through her like a Viking at a nunnery.

Peter's tearing through her like a Viking at a nunnery.

Screenshot: - You should listen. - Bullshit.

- You should listen. - Bullshit.

Screenshot: You can't even fucking look at me.

You can't even fucking look at me.

Screenshot: Where the fuck are Terry and June going?!

Where the fuck are Terry and June going?!

Screenshot: Cooking with gas. I'm fucking DS Metcalfe!

Cooking with gas. I'm fucking DS Metcalfe!

Screenshot: I'm cracking eggs, I'm pouring in baking powder, I'm using fucking vanilla extract!

I'm cracking eggs, I'm pouring in baking powder, I'm using fucking vanilla extract!

Screenshot: OK, just for a second, Aunt Terri, fuck off. Where am I meant to go?

OK, just for a second, Aunt Terri, fuck off. Where am I meant to go?

Screenshot: Pretend you've got to go and have a shit. Or something. You're going to be a lot better off without him.

Pretend you've got to go and have a shit. Or something. You're going to be a lot better off without him.

Screenshot: Fuck this. This is like that nightmare I had about being on Loose Women.

Fuck this. This is like that nightmare I had about being on Loose Women.

Screenshot: Emma, I didn't send you here to chat about your sex life. You're here to back-block Peter's narrative.

Emma, I didn't send you here to chat about your sex life. You're here to back-block Peter's narrative.

Screenshot: Well, I own him. Peter Mannion, that's a fascinating...

Well, I own him. Peter Mannion, that's a fascinating...

Screenshot: Don't do a joke. Peter, don't do a joke.

Don't do a joke. Peter, don't do a joke.

Screenshot: Peter Mannion, can you explain, please, why your party spin doctor has arrived entirely unannounced?

Peter Mannion, can you explain, please, why your party spin doctor has arrived entirely unannounced?

Screenshot: You prep him with this shit, yeah?

You prep him with this shit, yeah?

Screenshot: to him was go in there and bomb. Well, it fucking worked!

to him was go in there and bomb. Well, it fucking worked!

Screenshot: tonight he's like a ventriloquist's dummy that's fucking falling to bits.

tonight he's like a ventriloquist's dummy that's fucking falling to bits.

Screenshot: Look at the hair! You've got to do something. He's like fucking Swiss Toni.

Look at the hair! You've got to do something. He's like fucking Swiss Toni.

Screenshot: I don't know if they told you this on your training day, love, but this is fucking soundproof.

I don't know if they told you this on your training day, love, but this is fucking soundproof.

Screenshot: This is what Tim's text says. Nicola is a hypocrite.

This is what Tim's text says. Nicola is a hypocrite.

Screenshot: Bullshit!

Bullshit!

Screenshot: Right, look, see this here? You do it and I will press this fucking button.

Right, look, see this here? You do it and I will press this fucking button.

Screenshot: Don't fucking threaten me. Richard, Tim in Ruislip.

Don't fucking threaten me. Richard, Tim in Ruislip.

Screenshot: ..and he says, "Nicola is a hypocrite. JFU also donate to the Government.

..and he says, "Nicola is a hypocrite. JFU also donate to the Government.

Screenshot: That's your fucking career over, right, OK? You're fucking dead.

That's your fucking career over, right, OK? You're fucking dead.

Screenshot: are the fucking nails in your coffin, dear. Tim...in...Ruislip.

are the fucking nails in your coffin, dear. Tim...in...Ruislip.

Screenshot: Tim in fucking Ruislip!

Tim in fucking Ruislip!

Screenshot: And as for Tim in fucking...

And as for Tim in fucking...

Screenshot: Yeah, OK, can you stop fucking saying that, please?!

Yeah, OK, can you stop fucking saying that, please?!

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