Why, what IS the line on this? I don't know! Don't look at me!

It's OK, we've got movement, we've got a break! What? The flat's sold.

What?! To the Asian family. For 40 grand below asking price. That's OK! Jesus, what is happening?! Malcolm.

at the asking price and also for £30,000 more. (Jesus!) Hasn't been accepted. We've got to stall.

This is madness. I just own a flat, I haven't raped somebody.

They call the scandal "Flatgate". Scandal?! (Flatgate!) That's crap!

Crap name for a scandal. They SHOULD call it "Notting Hill Gate...gate."

Can WE stop saying "scandal"? You're joking. Are you joking now?

On my way to stall them. Yeah, GET stalling(!)

Maybe we could just blame it on Terri.

That IS an option, isn't it?

It's a FLAT. It is a SECOND HOME