How did you get that about Remington?

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Ah. Oh, look! Fatty's staying put. They're not moving Fatty.

That's because they haven't got five big blokes and a winch.

They couldn't really demote Fatty because he knows too much.

He doesn't know where the Rivita's kept. I've got this reshuffle going on,

the Leamington Spa by-election coming up.

I've got more on my plate than a spinster at a wedding.

That wasn't a reference to your daughter, Andrew.

Well, that's Hugh gone, then.

So sad, isn't it? Hugh.

You don't give a shit.

No, perhaps, I don't.

Northern Ireland Office.

Tom Rudd. Who's Tom Rudd?

Isn't he in Harry Potter?

Tom Rudd is army slang for standing up buggery.

Doug, Doug, Dougie! Look at you. Cock the size of the Pink Panther's tail.

Come and have a Kit Kat. I'm afraid I turned it down, Malcolm.

Do you know that 90% of household dust is made of dead human skin? That's what you are. To me.

Doug Hayes is a massive abortion.

Again, not a reference to your daughter.

We need somebody to plug this DOSAC hole

Anybody. A fucking mammal with a head.

Have you to finished emptying your desks yet?

Yes, don't worry, Terri.

We're ready to go. I'm just trying to get everything organised for whenever whoever arrives.

They are going to have their own people. It's going to be very embarrassing

if your hand cream's still in the drawer. Hand cream?!

Whatever men have. I don't know, electric nose hair trimmers. Ex-lax.

Oh, look at Glenn.

Your face. On the scrapheap at the tender age of 76.

It's no life for you, is it, Glenn, this? Hey, do you want me to call Dignitas?

I could call Indignitas.

They could come round and shove you out of the window dressed as a clown.

Simon, Simon!