Inclusion is an illusion.
Mark Ryan from the LSE was saying that when the special schools do get it right,
that the parents of SEN children absolutely fucking flock to...
You spoke to Mark Ryan? Yeah, I was taking expert advice, so...
Expert advice from Mark Ryan? Yeah. You have a problem with Mark Ryan?
In educational circles, he's a bit of a joke. That's another given.
Is it? NEW MAIL ARRIVES Sorry.
It's just that I'm expecting something quite important.
Is our e-mail up and running? No.
No, no, this is my Hotmail.
Sorry, can you excuse me just...?
We live in an inclusive society, am I right?
Indeed. So let's not let the Mark Ryans of this world create an ability apartheid for children.
The alternative is to isolate these kids in ghetto schools. The minister won't be a moment.
OLLIE: Good spot for a suicide, this.
Good, long drop, appreciative audience.
What if you just broke your back?
You'd be paralysed for life and you'd still be depressed
about the thing that was depressing you in the first place.
What are these hangy-down things?
They're acoustic baffles, they stop it getting too echoey.
So when you break your back, nobody can hear you screaming?
That is the kind of attention to detail that you get in a PFI building.
MALCOLM: Hey! Get back to work, all of you!
I'm off to Number 10 for this Cabinet summit with the PM and wonky Ron from education,
try and swing this Special Needs Bill around.
If it drags on, can you phone home and tell Kate?
Cos she doesn't watch rolling news, because...well, she's a normal human being.
Yes, Massa, I's a good slave. Can I just say...?
Something absolutely, cataclysmically bad has happened.
Whoa, slow down, what's going on?
I've just had a phone call from a man, he's got a child, he lives in Reigate. Gosh.
This child, she is called Glenn after Glenn Close and her surname is Cullen.
She's Glenn Cullen. And this morning, apparently, in her in...
In the e-mail tray,
she got a note and it used these words, "Christ"