Look at the size of that - you could fucking crucify somebody on that.
So, what do you think of the new building, eh?
I can't wait to move upstairs because I don't really like the glass walls on this floor.
I just feel a bit exposed.
Like a whore in a Reeperbahn window.
Glenn, it's Ollie, he wants you to go through and clarify the citizenship brief.
How much, love? Sorry?
OK, I'm on it.
Catch you later.
I like the tan, by the way. Thank you. Have you declared it?
Staying at the villa of an influential friend? I haven't got any influential friends, Malcolm.
You are my only influential friend.
And I'm not really your friend.
You're not really my friend. So, this Super Schools Bill...
You don't think it's so super, do you?
You're doing it now.
What?
That's your bollocking face.
You know, it's great you get all misty-eyed over Glenn's kid,
but no-one's trying to fuck over special needs kids.
Wh...Really?
Before I went away, I consulted an expert, Mark Ryan, and he...
The LSE education guy? What did that sandal-wearing nonce have to say?
He said that closing down special needs schools
and putting needy kids into mainstream education is a lousy idea.
But I've got an expert who will deny that.
And SEN parents want the special schools kept open.
Yeah, well, my expert would totally oppose that.
Who is your expert? I've no idea, but I can get one by this afternoon.
You have spoken to the wrong expert, you've gotta ask the right expert.
And you've gotta know what an expert's gonna advise you before he advises you.
Hugh, whether you like this or not, you are gonna have to promote this bill,
so what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna get you another expert, yeah?
OK.
Surely, Mr Smedley, inclusion has been shown to fail the most vulnerable SEN children?
When inclusion's done badly, yes, you're gonna get bad results, that's a given.