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Jamie McDonald

Terri Coverley

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Screenshot: Tripling the number of quiet
carriages on intercity trains.

Tripling the number of quiet carriages on intercity trains.

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3:25

Screenshot: Oh, wow, what a big exciting
hard-on moment that's going to be.

Oh, wow, what a big exciting hard-on moment that's going to be.

S2 E2

3:30

Screenshot: That's not bad at all. Did you just
think of that? Straight out of there.

That's not bad at all. Did you just think of that? Straight out of there.

S2 E2

3:33

Screenshot: Hugh, after Cabinet,
you are going to...

Hugh, after Cabinet, you are going to...

S2 E2

3:37

Screenshot: Talk to Tucker about the reshuffle.
Yeah. I'll pop in and just slip
it in during the conversation.

Talk to Tucker about the reshuffle. Yeah. I'll pop in and just slip it in during the conversation.

S2 E2

3:41

Screenshot: Good. Much as you
intended to do with Robyn, I suspect.

Good. Much as you intended to do with Robyn, I suspect.

S2 E2

3:46

Screenshot: Right, next.
What about Julius Nicholson?

Right, next. What about Julius Nicholson?

S2 E2

3:49

Screenshot: I got it yesterday he was looking
at the MoD taking over UK
security from the Home Office.

I got it yesterday he was looking at the MoD taking over UK security from the Home Office.

S2 E2

3:52

Screenshot: That was flown by one of Nicholson's
mob. I'm spending half my time

That was flown by one of Nicholson's mob. I'm spending half my time

S2 E2

3:57

Screenshot: dealing with this rubbish
that Nicholson's putting out there.

dealing with this rubbish that Nicholson's putting out there.

S2 E2

4:00

Screenshot: There's a Sunday
piece in the pipeline about you
and him not getting along.

There's a Sunday piece in the pipeline about you and him not getting along.

S2 E2

4:03

Screenshot: I wondered if you'd got a line.
Julius Nicholson is a hugely
respected adviser.

I wondered if you'd got a line. Julius Nicholson is a hugely respected adviser.

S2 E2

4:07

Screenshot: He now has a wide-ranging brief
and his blue-sky vision and

He now has a wide-ranging brief and his blue-sky vision and

S2 E2

4:12

Screenshot: helicopter thinking will enable this
government to go,

helicopter thinking will enable this government to go,

S2 E2

4:15

Screenshot: in his own phrase,
"beyond delivery and beyond that".

in his own phrase, "beyond delivery and beyond that".

S2 E2

4:18

Screenshot: That's the line, OK? And if he does
stick his baldy head round your door
and comes up with some stupid idea

That's the line, OK? And if he does stick his baldy head round your door and comes up with some stupid idea

S2 E2

4:22

Screenshot: about policemen's helmets should be
yellow or let's set up
a department to count the moon,

about policemen's helmets should be yellow or let's set up a department to count the moon,

S2 E2

4:28

Screenshot: just treat him like someone with
Alzheimer's disease, you know?

just treat him like someone with Alzheimer's disease, you know?

S2 E2

4:33

Screenshot: Just say to him,
"Oh, yeah, that's lovely.

Just say to him, "Oh, yeah, that's lovely.

S2 E2

4:37

Screenshot: "We must talk about that later," OK?

"We must talk about that later," OK?

S2 E2

4:40

Screenshot: In no way, shape or form
is it going to have...
KNOCK AT DOOR

In no way, shape or form is it going to have... KNOCK AT DOOR

S2 E2

4:42

Screenshot: Come the fuck in or
fuck the fuck off.

Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off.

S2 E2

4:45

Screenshot: I'll come the fuck in, then.
It's just something that
Nicholson's flown.

I'll come the fuck in, then. It's just something that Nicholson's flown.

S2 E2

4:47

Screenshot: It's a kind of brain exercise, like,
"What would it be like if men had
tits?" You know?

It's a kind of brain exercise, like, "What would it be like if men had tits?" You know?

S2 E2

4:51

Screenshot: Mark Mardell, yeah.
That's very good actually.

Mark Mardell, yeah. That's very good actually.

S2 E2

4:56

Screenshot: All right then, see you then. Hugh.
I thought you would want to
know as soon as possible. What?

All right then, see you then. Hugh. I thought you would want to know as soon as possible. What?

S2 E2

4:58

Screenshot: Terri's dad... Yeah?

Terri's dad... Yeah?

S2 E2

5:03

Screenshot: No news at the moment.
Right, so you've come to talk about
the reshuffle? Yeah, I have.

No news at the moment. Right, so you've come to talk about the reshuffle? Yeah, I have.

S2 E2

5:06

Screenshot: Yeah? In terms of shuffly stuff,

Yeah? In terms of shuffly stuff,

S2 E2

5:10

Screenshot: how is Neil? I mean,

how is Neil? I mean,

S2 E2

5:13

Screenshot: is his heart...?

is his heart...?

S2 E2

5:15

Screenshot: Have you not heard? No.

Have you not heard? No.

S2 E2

5:17

Screenshot: He's paralysed. Oh, no.

He's paralysed. Oh, no.

S2 E2

5:20

Screenshot: Neil's on wheels.

Neil's on wheels.

S2 E2

5:23

Screenshot: You're kidding. He's a vegetable.

You're kidding. He's a vegetable.

S2 E2

5:24

Screenshot: Oh, my God. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

S2 E2

5:27

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