Caption: as if it was some sort of toxic waste or something.

It's only piss.

Yeah, thanks.

Yeah. She was going on

What's a bit of piss?

I could stay... No. Just go home.

Where do you think we'll come in the running order?

All right, folks, here we go.

'Tonight, dramatic pictures...'

ALL CHEER AND APPLAUD

Anything other than number one is a big win.

'..spin doctor thought our tape had stopped running.'

'Can you please shut up for one BLEEP minute?!"