Caption: Shagging your way to the top, then, is it?

So, I've been given a desk in Number 10...

to ring my girlfriend?

Yeah, that's about the size of it.

Yes, well I'm not Scottish, so I've got to get here somehow, haven't I?

I've confirmed that there'll be a regional news team filming our arrival,

plus four local papers. Regional news? No nationals?

This is very much a regional event. I didn't think that... Look, Robyn.

All events are regional.

Everything that happens in the world has to happen somewhere, do you see?

Even JFK's assassination was a regional event,

but it was also very important, hmm?

We... Like this factory visit. Yes. Do you see that?