Caption: I like to know if I'm lying to save a tosser or a moron. Probably a moron.

I don't know. The kid's firm was the second lowest bid.

He says they never talked. What does it matter?

No, but you know me. I'm a man of principle.

Is this yours? Is this new?

Yeah, I thought I'd get it for Number 10. Has it got a camera on it?

Yeah, it's on the back. Happy slap him. Go on.

How do you know about happy slapping? How do YOU begin to know about...?

Get off! I missed it.

Do it again. That's assault. Get off!

No, listen. It's all right because we can doctor the crime figures. I really like this.

I'll punch you in your substantial gut! Fucking hell, Robyn!

You little fucker. I got it, look.