I would not ask you to do this for nothing, would I?

You might.

I'm asking you, because you're a big fucking beast.

Which is why, when you come back,

it'll be as Foreign Secretary.

You mean Foreign Secretary, that isn't code for Northern Ireland,

I'm not fucking going there.

This is the proper Foreign Secretary with all the perks,

fuck off breakfasts at Dubai hotels, tours of secret Russian sex shops.

All right, all right, I'll do it. And you know what?

I'd have done it for a lot less. I beg your pardon?

I'd have done it just to see the look on Nicola's face.

I've underestimated you.

You've been out manoeuvred by a player. It happens.

Yeah, well, didn't used to.

God, this is absolutely ridiculous.

We so should have sat separately in first.

We can't do first class, it's career suicide,

you might as well do a shit in the aisle.

SMS ALERT

I want you to stay smiling looking relaxed.

Ben Swain is resigning.

Shitting quitting.

Fuck off! Shut up!

What is it sex scandal? I bet he pays for it.

Is he a Gaylord or something?

Grainne thinks it might be a putsch.

That's very good news actually, isn't it?

Just had some independent polling results in.

That's really encouraging.

If you could try and get a breakdown of that,

with a bit more detail that would be... Sure.

..terrific.

I think I might go and get a wrap. Does anyone want anything?

No, thanks. I quite fancy one of those pizzas

that's so hot the cheese actually evaporates.