Caption: Ben Swain is resigning.

you might as well do a shit in the aisle.

SMS ALERT

I want you to stay smiling looking relaxed.

Shitting quitting.

Fuck off! Shut up!

What is it sex scandal? I bet he pays for it.

Is he a Gaylord or something?

Grainne thinks it might be a putsch.

That's very good news actually, isn't it?

Just had some independent polling results in.

That's really encouraging.

If you could try and get a breakdown of that,