Yeah, we'll, we'll pick this up later.

You know, Westminster can often seem to be all about here, here.

But we want to make it clear that with "here to hear,"

we are very definitely here to hear.

So, today, in Bradford,

we're going to be talking to the good folk of that city,

that we're there for them, that we are listening

to their concerns and that we're there to, erm,

that we're here to hear.

Great, well. That OK? I think that's us done. Good, good, lovely.

Thanks. Thank you. Oh, are you, that's where you're erm...

We'll be grabbing some GVs and some day in the life shots.

Just some shots of you pretending to work, pretty sure I mentioned it.

You absolutely, definitely didn't mention it, John,

but that's, yeah, great, nice to spend a bit more time...

Maybe not, in my defence, I am the busiest man in politics.

One of the three main reasons my marriage broke up.

She was a Muggle, next wife's got to be a politico.

I'm sorry I can come back,

I didn't realise you were so fucking busy.

Well, I could do some work but you know what, we're still going to lose.

Don't be so grim, you big quim. You are the future of this party, yeah, you are the next generation.

And you're in its past. I mean, I don't really know why you're still here, Malcolm.

I want to see this turn around. I can't leave while we're getting fucked in the polls,

and we're getting fucked consistently and repeatedly like a horse in the fucking Hebrides.

Very original observations, Malcolm MacIntucker,

but what's the solution? Nicola has to go. Today.

Oh, right. You need to resign.

And challenge her for the leadership?

That, no, no. That would be petty and self-interested.

No, you are doing this for the greater good of the party.

As Deputy Leader, Dan Miller will take over, and he can be anointed at a later date.

You want me to stick my cock in a fan

so that Dan Miller can become the next Prime Minister!

Fuck you very much, Malcolm.

What do I get out of this?