It's a very good name "here to hear," well done.

Much better than, what was Olly's effort?

"We're all ears."

But the "all" was capitalised

implying that everyone is actually an ear.

Christ in a hot tub, that is truly terrible.

Olympic sprinters don't get paid for the number of hours they run,

otherwise, if they did,

the faster you ran, the less they'd actually get paid.

Oh, God, Duggan, of all people. John, nice to see you again.

All aboard the Hogwarts express

for Nicola Potter and the Prisoner of AzkerBradford.

I come bearing broadcast journalists.

Sounds almost sexual, doesn't it?

This is Cath-y, Cathy, so good they named her twice.

And a cameraman who's name I cannot recall. I'm Nicholas.

Hello, hi. Nicola Murray.

This is Helen, my number two.

Ah, unexpected item in bagging area.

I was expecting something more Olly shaped, I'm JD, recently divorced.

Erm, John, maybe...

Please call me JD, I've rebranded.

Right, so John, if you could get us some drinks, that would be great.

Absodutely, I could murder a lager. It's all right drinking on trains, isn't it?

It's one of those places where alcohol is acceptable

at any time of day, like a casino or Cardiff.

That's not racist. I could have said Glasgow or Dublin.

Glenn, mate, guess who?

No, it's Olly Reeder. Who the fuck's Preston?

No, all right, listen, I was wondering if you fancied a spot of lunch?

You know St Thomas' Hospital? Well, let's say St Thomas' Hospital.

Because I'm in St Thomas' Hospital, Glenn.

Yeah, it's a Nigella recipe, you, you,

you sort of do it with gammon and Coca Cola, it's fantastic.

Ah, the hairless Hagrid? I need a private word. We're in the middle of something.

I need you lot to make like a tree, and go fuck yourselves.