..I call app Britain. App. I call app Britain. I call app Britain.

Silicone playgrounds are, is, go.

I just hope Mannion can keep his baccy stained fingers out of it.

I call you up, app...

I couldn't have looked more of a twat unless I'd announced it dressed as a mermaid with scallops on my tits!

I was picked up at 7. Of course I haven't walked the dog.

I barely had time to take myself for a shit.

Phil, I'm sure you have Peter withdrawal symptoms

but I need you to keep an eye on the Tickel issue.

Thought camp ETA 13 minutes, OK? You're taking the bridge, Kieran.

You can start by not referring to him as gypo or gypsy, Phil.

It's not the abbreviation that's the problem.

If he has a thorn in his paw it must be from when you took him for a walk yesterday.

What do you mean, you're in charge? You are not in fucking charge.

You've got to keep me informed.

I want the full crunch on all the feeds as usual, everything below the equator.

Take him to the dog hospital.

No, I'm not being sarcastic. There is one.

The number will be in the folder. Try and keep an eye on things, right? Bile... Mm, what?

Where are you taking us, Stewart? This mind Kampf is in the middle of nowhere.

Thought camp, Peter, and isolation is the mother of renewal. We shall retreat to go forward.

Terrible signal. Phil sounded like he was phoning in a report on an African coup.

Why's he even gone in today? I put him on Tickel oversight. Oh, the eviction.

Well, cutting the guy ropes on his tent is hardly the siege of Troy.

Bailiffs thought it would be easier today, quicker or quieter.

I want Phil sealed off, right? He makes no statement today, not even off the record.

He wanted to feel useful. Then he should sell his organs.

Glenn. What? What the fuck are you doing here?

Oh, God, you're not living here, are you?

Oh, no. I've just go some stuff I've got to catch up on.

Plus one of my neighbours is having a rooftop barbecue

and I didn't fancy being bombarded with chicken bones and Radio 1.

Anyway, why aren't you on Stewart's away day?

Drinking herbal tea and playing leapfrog? I told Stewart where to get off.

Yeah, well, we've got the whole palace to ourselves, eh? Rosencratz and Guildenstern.

But very much alive. Well, one of us.