Caption: Silicone playgrounds are, is, go.

I'm finding Mr Tickel's tent-based twattery even more annoying.

Peter Mannion has been picking on a man with a history of depression.

..I call app Britain. App. I call app Britain. I call app Britain.

I just hope Mannion can keep his baccy stained fingers out of it.

I call you up, app...

I couldn't have looked more of a twat unless I'd announced it dressed as a mermaid with scallops on my tits!

I was picked up at 7. Of course I haven't walked the dog.

I barely had time to take myself for a shit.

Phil, I'm sure you have Peter withdrawal symptoms

but I need you to keep an eye on the Tickel issue.

Thought camp ETA 13 minutes, OK? You're taking the bridge, Kieran.

You can start by not referring to him as gypo or gypsy, Phil.