That's the problem. She'll be fine.

Oh, my God.

Bollocking poppy wank!

Why is she hovering in the middle?!

You're right, she can't fucking walk.

I mean, shall we get a pony

to challenge her?

It's not a fucking pony, it's a fucking foal.

Sorry.

I don't understand how you can get that wrong. It's this! Da, da, clonk!

She is officially a ceno-twat.

Fabulous work. Let's just, er...bury her in a grave...

The Unknown Leader.

I can't watch. I feel a bit sick.

I just hope there is no afterlife

because if people fought

and died for this

It is going to seem even more ridiculously futile.

Why do you know so much about horses anyway?

'I thought you were raised by wolves.'

First thoughts? We're policy jamming here.

ALL: Yes and ho.

Let's Macintyre this. Stand up.

I feel like I've joined the Scientologists.

Do you want to have an idea-gasm? Yes, please.

She's some kind of economist.

I think we're looking at about two billion.

I quite like Emily Maitlis.

I'm sure she'd love a grey pounding.

HE SHOUTS

Is this what we came into politics for?

Yep. That and the pussy.

I'm finding Mr Tickel's tent-based twattery even more annoying.

Peter Mannion has been picking on a man with a history of depression.