Caption: Peter Mannion has been picking on a man with a history of depression.

Yep. That and the pussy.

I'm finding Mr Tickel's tent-based twattery even more annoying.

..I call app Britain. App. I call app Britain. I call app Britain.

Silicone playgrounds are, is, go.

I just hope Mannion can keep his baccy stained fingers out of it.

I call you up, app...

I couldn't have looked more of a twat unless I'd announced it dressed as a mermaid with scallops on my tits!

I was picked up at 7. Of course I haven't walked the dog.

I barely had time to take myself for a shit.

Phil, I'm sure you have Peter withdrawal symptoms

but I need you to keep an eye on the Tickel issue.