Erm, yeah. Terri, have you got anything for us?

I can't ask them to drop the piece, it would make us look pathetic.

I don't mean to come across all Mr Grab Grind

but sorting out the press is what you do for a living.

This is Malcolm's problem, anyway. It was him that spun that...

Listen up, this is what we're gonna do.

I'm bringing forward Hugh's interview with Angela Heaney to this afternoon.

Morning, Malcolm. It goes out as a spoiler tomorrow morning,

that way we can get our side of the story across

and also piss all over Simon Hewitt's cornflakes, sadly only metaphorically.

Right OK, Olly, call Heaney, Terri, get on to our editor,

Glenn, book a room, Bodie, Doyle, you go round the back.

At times of stress, I make jokes.

Right, erm, what do I do?

Sit down in front of the TV, you're gonna watch that Zeitgeist tape now. Right.

THEME TUNE FROM THE BILL

Shit. Yeah, I know but people watch it, this gets six million.

Oh, shit.

What?

She's an actress.

Who?

Mary from focus group, she's an actress.

Oh, relax that doesn't matter, these focus groups they do it all the time.

They bung in a couple of actors.

It doesn't matter because it's a focus GROUP, key word, GROUP.

Oh, I just remembered, erm,

can you just...? Shall I pause it?

If you could pause it, for a second I'll be...

I'm sorry I'll just be back in a sec.

Glenn, I've got a bit of a problem.

What? You remember Mary from the focus group?

What Miss Immaculate Bloody Conception?

She's an actress.

What do you mean?

What I mean...

there's no clearer way of saying it, she's an actress. Are you sure?